Pizza Hut is Trying to Kill Us!

Ok, so I'm about 90% sure that Pizza Hut is trying to kill us.  Every time I think that a fast food chain can't possibly make a grosser more completely unhealthy "meal" option, they prove me wrong.  The last obesity enabling chain restaurant disaster was the Taco Bell XXL Chalupa.  Weighing in at a whopping 266 grams, it boasts a heart stopping 650 calories and 39 grams of fat. MMMMMM.... heart attack.  But now, Pizza Hut decided that it wasn't enough to just cover a pizza with cheese, fill the dough with shortening (in case you don't know, thats fat), and top the whole thing off with all the fatty low grade mystery meat they can get, they decided to replace the already fat filled crust with cheese-filled breadstick bites. They call this  artery clogging monstrosity the Cheesy Bite Pizza.  The meat lover option will pump your waistline full of 460 calories and 22 grams of fat PER SLICE!!!!  Think of how many slices of pizza most people eat in one sitting.  It's not good.  Oh, and don't bother walking to your car and driving there or even picking up the phone, you can order right from your computer and pay online so as to minimize any type of physical movement.  Awesome.